OK, here’s the thing: we actually read VICE’s piece, and it’s really just more praise heaped on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for being social media savvy and shooting a viral campaign video that she scripted herself, hence “owning” opponent Joe Crowley online.
That said, VICE was just asking for it with this tweet:
It’s no secret that there’s been a lot of turnover in the Trump administration, and each departure was covered extensively in the media as a sign of the turbulence that surrounds Donald Trump.
So why wouldn’t CNN dedicate an interview to a White House stenographer who quit her job? No, really:
Trump Derangement Syndrome might be a new discovery for the Associated Press, but the rest of us have been well aware of it for quite a long time.
It seems that celebrities and “artists” are more susceptible than most to contracting TDS, and Newsweek reports this week on a Portland art gallery with a decal of President Trump having his throat slashed stuck on the front window.
We’ve already seen plenty of wits on Twitter argue that guns should be banned because they infringe on other people’s right to life. Look, here’s one now:
This has repeatedly been my point. What about *my* right to life and liberty, free from the worry of being gunned down in some public space? Are my rights not just as important?
— ixxie (@ixxiebelle) July 18, 2018
Remember right after President Donald Trump was inaugurated and mobs of protesters packed JFK International in New York and other airports to protest the new administration’s so-called “Muslim ban?” Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was quick to welcome any and all refugees to head just a little bit further north.
So which is it? As Twitchy reported, Joe Lieberman in a Wall Street Journal op-ed urged New York Democrats to ditch their support of socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in favor of Joe Crowley, and yet DNC chair Tom Perez declared her “the future of our party.”
Beverage warning! There’s a word in this Politico tweet that might make you ruin your computer if you’re drinking something while reading it. OK, here we go:
Michelle Obama is jumping into the 2018 campaigns with a new nonpartisan voter registration initiative https://t.co/hRDka9116l
Well, this is disturbing, to say the least:
“He touched me again inside the van, and my hands were tied. And he started masturbating.”
Thousands of migrants have said they were sexually abused while in the custody of ICE in the past 10 years. https://t.co/vQXnoV4BtG pic.twitter.com/aq03GTG4wf
Here’s some wishful thinking that might even back up Scott Dworkin’s hope that Hillary Clinton will just “take over” and deal with Vladimir Putin once and for all. What, did she fix the translation on that “reset button?”
Here’s how it works: If President Trump is impeached for treason, then Vice President Mike Pence and all civil officers will be removed from office too, clearing the decks for President Hillary.
Stand back, everybody. Brian Stelter’s latest fit of ecstasy cannot be contained.
At this afternoon’s White House press briefing, reporter Jordan Fabian turned his time over to Hallie Jackson after Sarah Sanders tried to move on from Jackson’s follow-up question:
