<![CDATA[As we told you yesterday, celebrity #Reistance leader Alyssa Milano was quite peeved after having her phone taken away as she entered the Senate public gallery to watch the impeachment shenanigans:]]
<![CDATA[Politico is reporting Tuesday night that House Intelligence Committee Chair Adam Schiff might have “mischaracterized” some evidence regarding Lev Parnas and his dealings with Ukraine.]]
<![CDATA[We’re not sure about this report coming out of the Washington Post — “several” Senate Democrats are privately mulling a witness trade in the Donald Trump impeachment trial? They’re willing to put the son of their party’s frontrunner in the 2020 election under oath before the Republican-majority Senate in exchange for testimony from John Bolton? And they’re doing this privately, but not so privately that it could leak to the press?]]
<![CDATA[Andrew Bates, rapid response director for Joe Biden’s campaign, wants you to grab yourself a beer and sit a spell while he spins the tale of what really happened in Ukraine. It’s kind of nice of him to take the time, seeing as Biden himself will just call you fat and challenge you to push-ups if you ask him about it. In short, it was a good thing Bates got himself a drink first before taking this on.]]
<![CDATA[CNN analyst and amateur clown Joe Lockhart made it clear Tuesday morning that Twitter should investigate Sen. Ted Cruz because one of his aids likely sent out a tweet while Cruz was in lockdown at the Senate impeachment trial. “Did he sneak a phone in. Is he willing to go to prison?” Lockhart asked, seriously.]]
<![CDATA[We already apologized Monday night if you were getting tired of all of the hot takes coming out of the Lobby Day gun rights rally in Richmond, Va., but there were so many and they were so profoundly stupid.
<![CDATA[As Twitchy reported Saturday, Puerto Rico’s governor fired the island’s emergency manager after video went viral of a warehouse of unused aid from Hurricane Maria in 2017. Of course, liberals had tried to tie the Puerto Rican suffering to President Trump, just as they blamed George W. Bush for Hurricane Katrina, while hundreds of school buses meant for evacuation sat submerged in water, thanks for Mayor Ray Nagin.]]
<![CDATA[Hours before the Senate convened to begin President Trump’s impeachment trial, the National Republican Senatorial Committee put out a video showing what so many supercuts how demonstrated before: Democrats insisted that Trump would never become president, and when he shocked them by winning, they and started talking about impeachment immediately after the election.]]
<![CDATA[As Twitchy told you earlier, the Resistance recently unveiled a new nickname for Mitch McConnell: “Midnight Mitch.” Pretty lame compared to the likes of “Cocaine Mitch” and “The Grim Reaper,” right? But CNN chief political analyst Gloria Borger may have redeemed them somewhat with this one:]]
<![CDATA[Earlier today, the Washington Post’s Philip Bump asked people to participate in a little thought exercise regarding the Senate impeachment trial:]]
