Drunkblogging the Democratic Debate: Impeach THIS!

    And then there were seven.

Tonight’s lineup:

Joe Biden (D-Burisma, Once Removed)
Pete Buttigieg (NTTAWWT-Indiana)
Amy Klobuchar (D-Wisconsin or perhaps Minnesota)
Bernie Sanders (D-Moscow)
Tom Steyer (D-Money)
Elizabeth Warren (D-Up for Debate, so to speak)
Andrew Yang (Free Money Guy)

Expectations are so low that CNN is headlining the thing with “The smallest and least diverse Democratic debate.”

On the other hand, Trump was just impeached – we’re 85% sure on that – so they’ll probably have something to talk about.

The drunkblog begins…